…unching The Realist. The masthead announced, “Freethought Criticism and Satire.” * * * In the words of the late Jerry Falwell--who once said that God is pro-war--“If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.” We salute, then, a few successful h...
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The Missing Episode of Seinfeld [erry Seinfeld is onstage at a comedy club] Jerry: Did God look down at Adam and Eve one day and say, “Oops, | forgot something. Let there be erections.” So Adam got the first hard- on in history. But God forgot to say when. And that’ s why men d...
…You must never say the F-word in this kitchen! /7o her husband] See, | told you, we never should’ ve told’ im. [Cut to Jerry’ s apartment. Kramer bursts through the door] Kramer: Jerry! Jerry! I’ m gonna be rich! | bought a bunch of shares in Pfizer when it was real low, and no...
…ox is emceeing the event. Now she’ s announcing the winner.] Courtney: And the Best Stand-up Comedy Award goes to .. . Jerry Seinfeld! [erry walks up to the stage. Courtney and Jerry embrace warmly. She gives him the statuette. As the audience applause subsides, the blood flow...
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Elaine You' re in denial again—but you have to give me a couple of pills. | would just /ove to put a Viagra into Jerry and Kramer’ s coffee. George: Oh, really? | thought you had scruples, Elaine. Dosing somebody is unethical, especially friends. Elaine: Oh, didn’ t | tell you?...
Jerry: Anyway, | might get this Stand-up Comedy Award tonight, and I' m_ trying to think of what to say that will sound completely spontaneous. So, Kramer, what’ s your current scheme? Kramer: Okay, | got this idea because of the insurance companies. Blue Cross will pay for six...
Corzine, the former Goldman chief and future United States senator and governor of New Jersey, climbing the Goldman ranks when Bannon was at the firm, was unaware of Bannon. When Bannon was appointed head of the Trump campaign and became an overnight press sensation—or question m...
…oduces me to his friend Johnny Depp. I babel a bit about his great work and run for cover to a corner next to my buddy, Jerry Bruckheimer. Jerry introduces me to the wives, Vanessa Paradis and Calista Flockhart. I bore them with girly chit-chat and realize it's time to get out of...
…oduces me to his friend Johnny Depp. I babel a bit about his great work and run for cover to a corner next to my buddy, Jerry Bruckheimer. Jerry introduces me to the wives, Vanessa Paradis and Calista Flockhart. I bore them with girly chit-chat and realize it's time to get out of...
…oduces me to his friend Johnny Depp. I babel a bit about his great work and run for cover to a corner next to my buddy, Jerry Bruckheimer. Jerry introduces me to the wives, Vanessa Paradis and Calista Flockhart I bore them with girly chit-chat and realize it's time to get out of...
…oduces me to his friend Johnny Depp. I babel a bit about his great work and run for cover to a corner next to my buddy, Jerry Bruckheimer. Jerry introduces me to the wives, Vanessa Paradis and Calista Flockhart I bore them with girly chit-chat and realize it's time to get out of...
…oduces me to his friend Johnny Depp. I babel a bit about his great work and run for cover to a corner next to my buddy, Jerry Bruckheimer. Jerry introduces me to the wives, Vanessa Paradis and Calista Flockhart. I bore them with girly chit-chat and realize it's time to get out of...
…e to his friend . . . Johnny Depp. I babble a bit about his great work then run for cover in a corner next to my buddy, Jerry Bruckheimer. I head over to the CAA/Bryan Lourd’s “Friday Night Party.” Torrential rains and horrific winds cause a traffic jam that makes it impossible t...
| called Jerry Rubin in New York to arrange for a