The Missing Episode of Seinfeld

The Missing Episode of Seinfeld [erry Seinfeld is onstage at a comedy club] Jerry: Did God look down at Adam and Eve one day and say, “Oops, | forgot something. Let there be erections.” So Adam got the first hard- on in history. But God forgot to say when. And that’ s why men don’ t always get an erection when they want one. Women don’ t know it, but sometimes men have to actually pray for a hard-on. “Please, God, |’ Il be sensitive to her needs, | promise, oh God, please, just make it hard...” [Cut to George Costanza, having dinner with his parents. There is no conversation, but George’ s father is smiling, then chortles out loud.] George: What! What! What’ s so funny? Is it because lI’ m becoming more like you every day? George’ s father: Should | tell’ im? I’ m gonna tell’ im. George’ s mother: No, don’ t tell’ im. It’ s private between you and me. It’ s none of his beeswax. George: C' mon, stop teasing me, | wanna know, whatever it is, | wanna know, so c’ mon, tell me. George’ s father: Okay, |’ m gonna tell ' im. |’ ve been taking Viagra, George, and it really works. Your mother and | have been making whoopee like it was going out of style. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015398