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99 An Old Soviet Dissident Joke Went This Way: The Leader Of Czechoslovakia Asked His Soviet Masters For Money For A Department Of The Navy. The Soviet Replied
document 99 An old Soviet dissident joke went this way: The leader of Czechoslovakia asked his Soviet masters for money for a Department of the Navy. The Soviet replied House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

“But you’re a landlocked country and don’t need a department of the Navy.” The Czech leader replied: “Well you have a Department of Justice.”

Cartoonist Mary Lawton depicted a character saying, “I just found
document IMAGES-003-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015349.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…out that the secret sauce on top of Jack-in- the-Box hamburgers is, after all, sperm.” But let’ s not forget those who don’ t eat meat. They face an ethical dilemma--whether or not it’ s an acceptable practice for a vegetarian to give a blow job, and if so, is it all right to sw...

jaw and nodding his head in affirmation of a new discovery. “So,” he
document IMAGES-003-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015361.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…e a verbal jazz musician. Audience laughter would sometimes turn into clapping for the creative process itself. “Please don't applaud,” he’ d request. “It breaks my rhythm.” HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015361

“We need more rape jokes. We really do. Needless to say, rape
email IMAGES-003-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015407.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…, it’ s like the safest area to talk about in comedy‘ cause who’ s gonna complain about a rape joke? Rape victims? They don’ t even report rape. They’ re just traditionally not complainers.” Ironically, in 7he Aristocrats, a documentary entirely about a classic joke of the same...

Splitting up Banks
document IMAGES-001-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_011090.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…CONOMICS Splitting up Banks I started to write a book on banks and money a year ago. I stopped when | realized that I don’t know enough about the subject. I have some experience and have done some reading in those fields, but not enough to justify a whole book. A chapter, or p...

“Weird Machine”: Computers or sensors or network webs silently made to do what
document IMAGES-004-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_018331.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…entiment that hints at the stomach-lurching moment many coders and their suddenly victimized users have now had.1%7 You don’t understand yourself until you've been pwned. The odds that the endless possible glitches can ever be completely patched is honestly zero. Hackers continue...

Although Daniel Tosh is a consistently unapologetic performer for
document IMAGES-003-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015413.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

Although Daniel Tosh is a consistently unapologetic performer for the sardonic material he exudes on his Comedy Central series--which features a running theme of rape jokes, even including one about his sister-- for this occasion he decided to go the Twitter route: “All the out o...

My answer is: Do not take this for granted
document IMAGES-009-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_027013.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

My answer is: Do not take this for granted. Look at Syria — you don't need classified intelligence; it’s on your screens. Assad’s jet fighters, tanks and artillery are slaughtering his own citizens. Over 70,000 Syrians killed. Yet still... there is no sense of direction and no...

What makes this particular type of allegation so repugnant is that | get asked for literally thousan
document IMAGES-006-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_021427.txt Dec 10, 2017 House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…cided | didn’t want to go out to a bar with a group of attendees that | was harassing them? The second part is false. | don’t do that. Re incident 5: The ‘female companion’ in this case is my wife, who can attest to the fact that the claim is false, which is what | wrote in respo...

and Hardy,” he mused. “A miniature Laurel and Hardy, one on each
document IMAGES-003-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015375.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…er supply of the prison, and suddenly everybody gets completely reformed. There's a prisoner who says, ‘Oh, gosh, now | don't have to be a rapist any more!’ But it's also sophisticated in its own way. | like how Jackie Gleason, the character he plays, accepts the fact that he's n...

When I saw pictures of Prince Andrew walking in Central Park with Jeffrey, my immediate thought was
document IMAGES-010-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_030463.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…ues, the girl issues, and moved countries to avoid paying tax), or they break the law (Sam Waksal, Martha Stewart.) You don’t tend to get to the top by being the world’s most balanced human being. Even the folksy Warren Buffett didn’t quite manage a normal life—whatever that is....

What did that man say?
document IMAGES-001-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_012228.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…wards the right. Okay. And... It wasn’t a door, door. It was just a doorway (inaudible) Okay. No, wait, maybe it, | don't know, cause it was open, but there could have been Page 18 of 43 05134 HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_012228

Re: Trump
email IMAGES-012-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_032888.txt Sep 16, 2016 House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

From: jeffrey E. [[email protected]] Sent: 9/16/2016 8:52:44 PM To: Thomas Jr., Landon Subject: Re: Trump Importance: — High give me a number ill call On Fri, Sep 16, 2016 at 4:49 PM, Thomas Jr., Landon - 0—<“i‘sés~*S wrote: If you knew Trump was going to win, how would...

Sent: 9/25/2016 7:46:45 PM
email TEXT-001-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_030637.txt Sep 25, 2016 House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

…ems to have an effect on masses (that troubles me) that hypnotizes. Add to this that Clinton is charisma-compromised. I don't want him to win. I find this troubling. On Sep 25, 2016, at 12:15 PM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: do you think he can win? On Sun, Sep 25, 2...

Donald Trump’s marriage was perplexing to almost everybody around him—or it was
document IMAGES-005-HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_019894.txt House Oversight Committee — Epstein Estate Records (Nov 2025)

Donald Trump’s marriage was perplexing to almost everybody around him—or it was, anyway, for those without private jets and many homes. He and Melania spent relatively little time together. They could go days at a time without contact, even when they were both in Trump Tower. Oft...