A midget goes into a bar, and he's too short to see over, so he starts jumping up and down

RAKKKKKK A midget goes into a bar, and he's too short to see over, so he starts jumping up and down saying, "A whiskey, please," "A whiskey, please." Nobody's taking care of him, so he keeps jumping up and down saying, "A whiskey, please," "A whiskey, please." Finally he gets up ona chair, looks over and sees a midget bartender jumping up and down saying, "With ice?" "With ice?" RKKKKKK How many vaginas does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but is has to be very sticky. KRAKKKKK classic Rodney Dangerfield: "Last night my wife met me at the door in sexy lingerie ... ... trouble is, she was coming home. ..." RKKKKKK What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow? A white cow goes, "Moo," and a black cow goes, "Moo out d’ way." RAKKKKKA Schmidlap's been away on business and decides it'd be nice to bring his wife a gift. He goes into a store and the girl says, "How about some perfume? This bottle is one hundred and fifty dollars." He says, "That's too much." She says, "This one's sixty dollars." He says, "Still too much. I'd like to see something really cheap." So she hands him a mirror. RKKKKAK What's a cowboy call a cowgirl prostitute who won't go all the way? A hired hand RKKKKKK Leeds is parking with a girl in the rain. It's very hot and stuffy and the windows are getting all steamed up, so he cracks open the passenger's side window. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_029763